Former Boulder Running Back In Stolen Jetta Stops For Owner in Crosswalk

Kinja'd!!! "VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F" (veearrrsix)
08/23/2013 at 16:35 • Filed to: None

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The owner's boyfriend then dove in the window and tried to stop the driver from speeding off. He took 20 punches to the face and throat, which resulted in a collapsed larynx. He now has titanium plates in his neck and a lifetime of TSA groping in his future. The alleged perp Devian Payne faces a multitude of charges including aggravated motor vehicle theft, two counts of second-degree assault, resisting arrest, obstructing a police officer and third-degree trespassing. Payne also assaulted a police officer while fleeing the scene. The irony of a NCAA running back not being able to outrun a cop in full gear is maybe why he looks so sad in his mugshot no?

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DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F
08/23/2013 at 17:10

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This is why VWs need guard bunnies. Bunny don't play dat.


Kinja'd!!! soto > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F
08/23/2013 at 17:13

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A football player in trouble with the law? Naaaaaaaah, never.